My Companion Needs Training!

Posted on January 14, 2009
Filed Under Health & Medical |

Ladies, we all know how our men need “training” when we meet them.  But sometimes outside resources are called for.  For instance, when a baby’s on the way, we try to get him to read and go to classes, etc.  But I was just thinking ahead a little bit:  first, to when the baby is a teen, and for that, boy, my husband does need outside professionals!  But even further, to when I’m old.

I’m six years older than he is, and God forbid he has to take care of me, but if he does, I sure want him to have some homemaker companion training!  I don’t want him to drop me or feed me wrong or not clean my private parts properly!

Oh, we wouldn’t need professionals for that, necessarily.  I mean, I almost have him trained on computer and internet. J  So he could seriously just get some online caregiver training; that would be okay.  Even better, we can move into one of those graduated facilities that begins as apartment living and as you decline you move to assisted living and then finally, the convalescent ward!  That way, we can pick where we want to live last and die while we’re still cognizant, and I wouldn’t have to trust him to do right by me!

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